Sir, I report good things so far from the ambitious “Operation CES”.
As expected Androids were there in numbers to meet us on the battle ground but our allies came in with the heavy machinery. Nokia arrived with the Lumia 900 to fire off some LTE rounds in the Android general direction, this now brings us up to weapon parity with the Androids. The 900 also brings with it 4.3’ deflectors rather than the 800’s 3.7’.
Thankfully though we also had HTC on hand who provided additional LTE cover with their new TITAN II which has built upon the spec of the original TITAN. The new TITAN has much improved optical equipment offering 16MP and it even has 4.7’ deflectors.
Nokia has now mobilised its forces on the North American front after joining us on the European front only a few months ago; the Lumia 710 weaponry will be going online tomorrow. In the near future Nokia will also be backing us up with the Lumia 800 which has proved to be an extremely powerful weapon over on the European front. Nokia announced it’s arrival on the North American front with its leader announcing that “there has been a shift from the Battle of Devices to a War of Ecosystems”. We are pleased to welcome them to this war with us and look forward to further developments in what they are calling “Rolling Thunder”.
We were hoping that Samsung and LG were going to pledge additional resources to the operation but that support has not materialised.
Other good news came just before “Operation CES” swung into action as it appears that several very influential members of the aristocracy appear to have come round to our way of thinking.
Our economy has continued its growth reaching 50,000A a few weeks ago. We are now adding over well over 1000A a month and should be able sustain increasing growth in our economy for the foreseeable future. This kind of growth sees us matching that of the iOS at the same point in their campaign.
Until next time sir, when I hope to be in a position to tell you about our plans for “Codename MWC”.
"The shroud of the dark side has fallen. Begun, the Ecosystem War has."
I don’t just want to reiterate the great news coverage that can easily be found across the internet so I thought I’d do something a little different. If you want to know more about Windows Phone and other Microsoft news from CES I’d recommend that you read the Verge, Engadget, Neowin or Liveside.
